Because Mother Nature dictates there must be a winner and a loser (symbiotic relationships excluded), this is a clip from National Geographic WILD of a California two-spot octopus (aka bimac) who decides mantis shrimp is on the menu tonight, but the would-be catch of the day isn’t having it, repeatedly

This is a video of a mantis shrimp, presumably very angry it was yanked up from Bikini Bottom, punching the fisherman who caught it, slicing through his new bootie and foot and causing him to bleed. The dude sounds pretty upset about the booties, which he repeatedly mentions are new

In celebration of the new Mortal Kombat movie coming out (I watched it twice in the theater and once on HBO Max using my girlfriend’s brother’s wife’s account!), this is a video of an amateur street fight with Mortal Kombat sound effects added. I really appreciate the tall guy’s use

This is ‘When A Bully Steps In A Boxing Gym And Challenges The Boxing Coach,’ a video from Elite Boxing Fitness Center in Oviedo, Florida of some shit-talker challenging boxing coach Dorian Beaupierre to fisticuffs, and proceeding to get his brain and kidneys rattled around for several minutes, finally answering

This is a video from a trail cam of a bobcat encountering a rattlesnake, and the two battling to the death while a crow cheers them on. Who wins? SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: after several missed strikes by the rattlesnakes (deftly dodged by the bobcat), the bobcat bites it right behind

This is a video of a real-life stag beetle going horn-to-horn with a larger, robotic stag beetle. At first it seems like the robobeetle is going to dominate, but then the real beetle’s killer instincts kick in and he picks that big bastard up and tosses it off the battle

This is a video from BT Sport Boxing of a series of bouts that took place with no audience due to COVID-19, so you can actually hear the sounds of the fights. Specifically the punches landing, the coaches yelling instructions, and everything the ref says. Like silence on a Saturday