This is a video from the sky above Los Angeles of all the illegal fireworks being set off as a plane prepares to land at LAX on the 4th of July. It looks like the apocalypse. And maybe it is. You know, having lived in LA for ten years, I
Note: Volume ON, commentary is value-add (“Holy balls on a butt, and a fart, and a hol-y good snot.”) This is a video from Youtuber thebachelorsfridge experimenting to see if a sparkler will burn all the way through a raw egg he’s poked it in, and sealed the entry and
This is a video of a poor decision maker and former Home Depot employee who decided to set off a firework in the store’s breakroom, presumably to celebrate finally finding the employee restroom instead of having to use a display toilet in the store. He was quickly identified and fired
This is an Instagram video from Herbert Avenue in East Los Angeles of an RV that caught fire and had some fireworks inside, causing an early Fourth of July celebration. My favorite part of the whole video is how the guy filming acts like he didn’t know the RV was
This is a video of some of the skydivers from Skydive Spaceland Houston speeding towards earth at night while covered in LED strips and blasting 300-foot sparkler trails from their feet. That’s cool. Maybe not as cool as I am, but– “I swear if this is the detachable thumb trick
Note: Epilepsy warning. These are a couple videos of ‘strobe rocket’ fireworks being launched. As a man who prides himself on his extensive firework knowledge, I will admit I was shamefully unaware of these. Are they even legal? Because, honestly, there’s no way you could unknowingly witness one of these
This is the Consumer Products Safety Commission’s 2020 Fireworks Safety reminder, featuring a bunch of mannequins getting injured while making incredibly poor choices with fireworks. It serves as a powerful reminder to not set off a mortar while holding it on top of your head like a deadly dunce cap,