Because pickles make everything better (according to my girlfriend, who will eat a whole jar of Kosher dill spears but gets angry at the sight of an olive), Pizza Hut is testing a new pickle-topped pizza in New York City. The pickle pie, which is actually Nashville hot chicken inspired, features “ranch sauce, cheese, Nashville hot chicken, onions, and a layer of dill pickles, topped with more ranch dressing.” YUM! And by YUM I obviously mean YUM YUM, GET IN MY TUM TUM. It’s just shorter to say yum, and I don’t feel obligated to the accompanying tummy rubbing dance. “But we wanna see it!” I know, I like being withholding.