This is a video of husky Kira licking a closeup of sizzling bacon on a flatscreen television. Is that a screensaver? Because it’s definitely not saving that screen from dried dog saliva. I shudder at the thought of what that screen looks like turned off, but probably like the bottom

This is a video from a woman whose mother made a delicious looking pasta dinner only to realize towards the end of the process that the new olive oil she bought online wasn’t olive oil at all, but olive body wash. I assumed the video was fake at first because

The $295 Halal Cart Bandeau Top is a real top you can buy from 26-year old avant-garde designer Edna St. Louis. Its colorful LEDs (I assume it should be washed with colors) scroll through a halal food cart menu one might expect to find on a New York City street

Tired of being jump-scared by the ice maker in his freezer dropping fresh cubes in the middle of the night, Instagram user povsadventures stuffed a video camera in there to record the cube making process to better understand the spirits that haunt his ice chest. Me? I don’t even have

This is a video of a sushi chef demonstrating his insane knife skills by thinly slicing five avocado halves back-to-back with a technique that I can only describe as “Would end bloody if I tried it.” How does he do that? And, more importantly, how was he able to find

Because there’s no quicker way to my girlfriend’s heart than fried potatoes, this is a video of Turkish chef Sihirli Lezzetler showing us all how to make fried potato roses. Basically, you cut a bunch of thin circular potato slices before wrapping them together in layers, peeling back the petals,

This is a video of pastry chef Amaury Guichon (previously) constructing an entirely edible giant box of matches, with each match having a s’mores stuffed head. COUNT ME IN. Some more details about the fiery dessert while my 1/2 cup of plain granola meal prep dessert looks progressive less appetizing:

This is a video of one of the world’s largest mozzarella sticks being made at Twisted Sourdough Pizza in Las Vegas. Apparently some folks online (typical) told the folks at Twisted that their mozz sticks WEREN’T actually the largest, so they started making them even bigger. Each $13 Famous Mozzarati