Seen here looking suspiciously like a topless scene from Crabs Gone Wild, this is a video of a bunch of red crabs on Christmas Island (named for being where Santa vacations in the off-season) dancing their eggs out into the tide during their annual migration (look for the dark stream

Because everyone has a secret skill and some people decide to reveal theirs to the world in the form of a Youtube video, this is a clip of a woman demonstrating a very impressive lip dancing routine, where she appears to pull her lips in different directions using invisible strings.

Because everybody measures personal success differently, this is a TikTok video of dreamer of things Kyle Scheele modifying a tandem bicycle so it looks like a centaur is riding it. Well how about that! Still, it’s a shame to see some people use all their hard work, time, and ingenuity

This is a short TikTok video from theteetfamily (nice, I’m a teet guy myself) of the wife pranking the husband with her new talon toenail pedicure. I like how he’s so confused he starts holding his nose. That’s when you know your brain is broken. Or maybe her feet stink.

Ever wondered what Super Mario 64 would look like with random values added to every vertices? Well boy are you going to be able to sleep well tonight, because this a video of exactly that! I guess sometimes dreams really do come true. Especially the one about me waking up

What will undoubtedly be considered the greatest opus of Australian artist Jason Sank, these life-size catmen were made using actual cat hair he collected from a groomer. Some more info about these modern Davids while I hack up a furball: Sank sculpted the fur over chicken wire forms he built

The internet: let’s just stop beating around the bush — it’s a cesspool. But do I still swim in it? Of course I do, I mean I did bring my water wings. And floating around this cesspool, bobbing like a carefree turd is this video of the red light/green light

Because why should wolves have all the fun, this is a video of a motorist traveling across the Golden Gate Bridge during a storm that produced gale force winds and listening to the bridge howl. It sounds straight out of a horror movie. That’s scary. Also, I’m afraid of heights.