This is a video of Sally the (silly) goose chasing a goat away from her friend Rose the Great Pyrenees, because that’s what friends are for. Except for my friends. My friends are apparently for coordinating their exit and leaving me with a hefty bar tab. “Our new goose Sally

This is a video of young goats Jimin and Yogurt doing battle after their caretaker Dan Lasher pool noodled their horns so they can’t actually cause each other any harm. That’s smart, and it would probably be a good idea to pool noodle my fists because *kissing knuckles* these things

This is a short, sweet video of Spook the baby goat attempting to do battle with himself in a mirror. Some lengthy backstory while I add ice to and chug a whole pot of coffee then poop my pants to get this week started horribly: “The goat in the video