This is a video of a petting zoo goat at Yellowstone Bear World in Madison County, Idaho demonstrating how to use the coin operated vending machine to dispense some food for itself and (inadvertently) some geese below. Speaking of Madison County — I’ve heard their bridges are beautiful. I’m kidding,

This is a video documenting the life of Lily, a baby goat that was rejected by her mother at birth (she was the smallest of triplets) and surrendered to the Friendly Family Fields Farm in North Carolina. She was only five days old and two pounds when she was taken

This is a short video from TikTok user DeWulver of a group of baby goats playing king of the hill on a blue bucket. How precious is that! I especially liked the one that jumped under the current king of the hill, causing them both to fall off. Now, are

This is a video of Uncle Ike the sulcata tortoise loving on an only hours-old newborn baby goat. How precious is that? Such cuties. Unfortuantely, when reached for comment about the heartwarming moment, the hare said Ike would still have to forfeit the race for not showing up.  Thanks

This is a video from Tammy’s Oberlin Hobby Farm of goats Alex and Junior trying to figure out how to balance on a see-saw (aka teeter-totter) while the woman filming (possibly Tammy herself?!) laughs hysterically. It’s a really dry laugh — I like that sort of laugh. The kind of

This is a video of Sally the (silly) goose chasing a goat away from her friend Rose the Great Pyrenees, because that’s what friends are for. Except for my friends. My friends are apparently for coordinating their exit and leaving me with a hefty bar tab. “Our new goose Sally

This is a video of young goats Jimin and Yogurt doing battle after their caretaker Dan Lasher pool noodled their horns so they can’t actually cause each other any harm. That’s smart, and it would probably be a good idea to pool noodle my fists because *kissing knuckles* these things

This is a short, sweet video of Spook the baby goat attempting to do battle with himself in a mirror. Some lengthy backstory while I add ice to and chug a whole pot of coffee then poop my pants to get this week started horribly: “The goat in the video