This is a video of a man presumably trying out for the Ninja Turtles with a very impressive and lightning-speed bo staff routine, including some incredible spinning and catching. When reached for comment about his skills, Leonardo admitted he would probably be an asset in the fight against Shredder and

This is a compilation video from Beijing, China of elderly fitness participants demonstrating their strength and agility. Honestly, I did not see a single exercise that I think I could perform myself, at least not without the help of CGI. I’m actually currently doing physical therapy because I tweaked my

This is a man showing off for the camera with a very impressive predominately one-handed diabolo routine. For those of you unfamiliar with the diabolo, it consists of an unattached circular axle that a user spins and manipulates via a string stretched between two poles (it maintains its balance via

This is a video of professional bounce juggler Kateryna Nikiforova demonstrating her skills during a very impressive routine. Did, uh, did she just hypnotize me with all those bouncing balls? Quick, tell me to do something! “The dishes like I already asked you to do over an hour ago.” Whew,

This is a compilation video from Russian firefighter Artur Prosport of various ladder climbing races in which participants use a one-story ladder to reach a window, then reuse the ladder to reach the second story window, and once more to reach the third story and enter as quickly as possible.

Because this is the internet, here’s a surprisingly worthwhile compilation of dancer and Youtuber Smac McCreanor performing interpretive dances to a variety of different objects getting absolutely crushed by a hydraulic press (courtesy of the Hydraulic Press Channel). I finally managed to get Al Gore on the phone to ask

This is a video of engineer Shane Wighton of Youtube channel Stuff Made Here constructing and demonstrating an auto-aiming bow that does all the work for you. All you have to do is lift the bow in the general direction of the target (including launched targets, like the thrown ones

This is a video of engineer JT of Youtube channel Built IRL discussing and demonstrating the latest iteration of his Spider-Man inspired webshooters/rope swingers, which allow him to swing across horizontal pipes. Not to brag or anything, but I could consistently make it across the monkey bars from age 6