NOTE: Some strong language, mom may have been a sailor. Because what better way to thank your mother for bringing you into this mess of a world, this is a video of a lackadaisical son pranking his mom with a fake alien invasion broadcast (previously: this one). I’m not sure

This is a video captured by 13-year old Joseph Faneite-Diglio after a 3-legged bear (affectionately known in the Orlando suburb of Lake Mary as Tripod) broke into his family’s home to raid the mini-fridge on the patio. Man, I wish I had neighbors who left free beer in their patio

Because Florida is nothing if not its authentic self, this is a video of a resident transporting a new flatscreen television home in the backseat of his car with the rear driver’s side door fully open to accommodate the large box. To his credit though, he is driving on the

Because what is life in Florida if not a very realistic simulation of Grand Theft Auto, this is some police helicopter camera footage from Fort Myers of a van thief abandoning the vehicle, then performing a flip off of a 50-foot bridge into the Caloosahatchee River in order to evade

This is a video from a man in Florida, who, after leaving his shoes outside overnight, discovered that hundreds of millipedes had moved into them. Obviously, those are not his shoes anymore, those belong to the millepedes now. Just ten thousand more pairs and they’ll almost have a shoe for

This is some bridge security cam footage from (where else?) Daytona Beach, Florida of a motorist driving through a warning arm and casually jumping a just-opening drawbridge. Looks like them Duke boys are at it again! Seriously though I wonder just what the hell this driver was on. Because my

Seen here looking like a typical Florida Saturday, this is a video of Youtuber TheBackyardScientist creating a ‘One-Punch gun’ by attaching a piston to the end of an assault rifle and using the power of blank cartridges to power that piston into pounding things with aluminum fist, flat block, axe

Florida Man: if he’s one thing, it’s resourceful. If he’s two things, it’s resourceful, and dead at any moment. This is a shot of Florida Man hauling a pickup truck’s worth of fencing and metal pipes in, on, and around his Ford Mustang. I particularly like the blue power strip