Florida Man: if he’s one thing, it’s resourceful. If he’s two things, it’s resourceful, and dead at any moment. This is a shot of Florida Man hauling a pickup truck’s worth of fencing and metal pipes in, on, and around his Ford Mustang. I particularly like the blue power strip he’s using to help secure the pipes near the front wheel, as well as what appears to be a blender strapped to the car right behind it to keep the pipes at a safe distance from scratching the paint on his ride. And, despite the pipes clearly dragging in the back, I think it’s overall a solid hauling job, and I give it 4 out of 5 gators, two snapping turtles, and a warm 24-ounce can of Budweiser.
Thanks to my dad, who agrees there’s a little bit of Florida Man in all of us.