Because what is life in Florida if not a very realistic simulation of Grand Theft Auto, this is some police helicopter camera footage from Fort Myers of a van thief abandoning the vehicle, then performing a flip off of a 50-foot bridge into the Caloosahatchee River in order to evade the cops. He attempted to swim to the bridge’s support columns, but was quickly pulled from the water by a Fort Myers police boat. Wasted! Honestly, if I were playing Grand Theft Auto I probably wouldn’t have passed this mission on my first attempt either.