This is the ‘Magdeburg Unicorn’, a fossil reconstruction assembled a few years after the bones of a woolly rhinoceros were discovered in Germany in 1663. Allegedly the reconstruction was performed by Prussian scientist Otto von Geuricke, who, I think we can all agree, did a stellar job. I wish I

This is a video of Phish’s Trey Anastasio inviting a 7-year old girl onstage to sing ‘Bug’ after he spotted her holding a ‘CAN I SING WITH YOU?’ sign in the audience. How sweet is that? Way sweeter than the time Ozzy Osborne invited Batboy to sing on stage with

This is an edit of the final dance number from Dirty Dancing with ‘(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life’ replaced with The Muppet Show theme song. It works surprisingly well, and the music supervisor who chose to use ‘Time Of My Life’ instead is probably pinching themself right now

Because reverse can be tricky for some people, this is a video of some numbnut in an old Isuzu Rodeo backing up hard into a parked Nissan Xterra, and if this had happened when I was in high school every dude would be wincing right now at their dream car

This is a video of a Chevy Camaro doing donuts around a Dodge Charger Hellcat when, unsurprisingly, it crashes into the jelly-filled center of that donut. Wow, who would have thought a very amateur driver who probably doesn’t even know how to use their turn signals wouldn’t be able to

This is a video of a Missouri man in flannel trying to saber the top off a champagne bottle with a bowie knife (I know, it sounds like just a bunch of unrelated words strung together), and doing it just about as poorly as possible. Honestly, I didn’t even know

Proving you don’t have to be mature to own a home (only fiscally responsible), this is a shot of a Eugene, Oregon home’s ‘JESUS LE TITS NOW’ holiday decorating. You would have a hard time arguing this was done by accident, and you would still lose. I assume it’s a

Seen here watching his life pass before his eyes, this is a video from a man who filmed himself (from multiple angles, mind you) cutting down a tree, presumably to act as his last will and testament, or maybe just as an example of how not to cut down a