This is a video of a man fulfilling one of my lifelong dreams and swallowing all 27-feet of the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. It’s absolutely perfect — a real cinematic masterpiece. Which brings me to my next point: Oscar Mayer should become the official sponsor of the Academy Awards. I mean

This is a clip of a woman filming herself trying to shoot an arrow through a ring and accidentally sending one through her phone instead, which impressively keeps working despite now having an arrow head through it. I like how the phone falls from the platform like it can’t believe

Kallima inachus (aka orange oakleaf, Indian oakleaf, or dead leaf) is a species of butterfly native to Tropical Asia that almost perfectly resembles a dead leaf when its wings are closed. With its wings open though it reveals beautiful oranges and iridescent purple and blue. Mother Nature: she’s a wild

This is a video of a carpenter demonstrating his nailing skills while constructing a large triangular wooden frame. He sets and then pounds each nail in with a single strike, never missing a beat. If that had been me, most of the nails would be bent, all my fingernails would

Because toes aren’t weird enough looking already, nail artist Tahvya of Nailedbytav created this realistic eyeball toenail art. She handpainted each eyeball, and says the whole process took about three hours. Three hours well spent if you ask me! This probably goes without saying, but this is the perfect pedicure

This is the ‘Magdeburg Unicorn’, a fossil reconstruction assembled a few years after the bones of a woolly rhinoceros were discovered in Germany in 1663. Allegedly the reconstruction was performed by Prussian scientist Otto von Geuricke, who, I think we can all agree, did a stellar job. I wish I

This is a video of Phish’s Trey Anastasio inviting a 7-year old girl onstage to sing ‘Bug’ after he spotted her holding a ‘CAN I SING WITH YOU?’ sign in the audience. How sweet is that? Way sweeter than the time Ozzy Osborne invited Batboy to sing on stage with

This is an edit of the final dance number from Dirty Dancing with ‘(I’ve Had) The Time Of My Life’ replaced with The Muppet Show theme song. It works surprisingly well, and the music supervisor who chose to use ‘Time Of My Life’ instead is probably pinching themself right now