This is a video of an elf (the shoes are a dead giveaway) balancing on an extra-tall unicycle while spinning two balls on his face and head and juggling three batons. Impressive. You know, I think I witnessed the same feat at the circus when I was a kid. Also:

This is a video of Heather Parisi and a group of dancers performing Michael Sembello’s 1983 Flashdance banger ‘Maniac’ in a way that can only be described as the 80’s personified. There’s no question they’re all maniacs. The way they all move — it’s unnatural, and it gives me anxiety

This is some Ring home security cam footage of a curious bear jumping the fence into a pigpen to see if the pigs will share some of their delicious slop with it. Unfortunately for the bear, the answer is no, and two pigs take turns rushing it until it decides

This is an all-too-short video of some sort of road rage incident in progress starring a car passenger approaching another vehicle from the right rear, then sliding across the hood of the car and perfectly connecting a punch with the driver’s face through their open window. Obviously, Fast & Furious

Because tie-dye will never — what’s the word I’m looking for — pass away, these are a couple videos from tie-dye master Austin Mackereth, who knows just how to twist and tie and apply dye to shirts to create unbelievably impressive patterns. And here I thought my Grateful Dead tie-dye

This is a video of a woman presumably auditioning for my traveling circus by simultaneously spinning hula hoops on pretty much every body part possible (including hair bun), without them all hitting each other and ruining the act. Now that’s impressive. And she makes it all look so effortless too.

Presumably to celebrate Mar10 Day yesterday, speedrunner FURiOUS (aka Matheus Furtado of Brazil) successfully completed Super Mario World in a scant 41.022 seconds, using the 0 Exit method (aka Credits Warp), which involves making a bunch of exact moves to trigger arbitrary code executions in the game, causing it warp

Because, just in case you forgot, this is the internet, here’s a weird video of comedian Brian David Gilbert singing a song about “his desire to effortlessly wear hats without looking like he’s trying to be something that he’s not.” Me? I don’t have that problem. I was born wearing