Prior to forming Nine Inch Nails with himself in 1988, Trent Reznor played in several new wave and pop bands in the 80’s, including tickling the ol’ plastic ivories for Cleveland, Ohio based Slam Bamboo, as seen in this video. Trent was actually composing Pretty Hate Machine for himself at

Proving you don’t have to be mature to own a home (only fiscally responsible), this is a shot of a Eugene, Oregon home’s ‘JESUS LE TITS NOW’ holiday decorating. You would have a hard time arguing this was done by accident, and you would still lose. I assume it’s a

This is a video from TikTok user Desiree Baker showing the view her New York City Airbnb advertised on the site (a beautiful NYC skyline), and then the actual view — the patio dining area of a restaurant, complete with a table for two right against the window! Apparently the

Because Clark Griswold is an inspiration to all, this is a TikTok video of user dogtorsteph driving by the homes of some folks who very clearly caught a bad case of Christmas fever. I mean they should honestly probably go see a doctor because Christmas fever should never be this

Presumably still pissed about the stocking full of coal he received last year, this is a video of a little kid beating up his family’s inflatable Santa Christmas decoration, complete with cartoon-style wind-up punch to start the fight. He even throws in a brutal body slam before turning his attention

Because what are the holidays if not a time to drink too much and say or do things you’ll regret in front of your entire family, this is a video of a woman pregaming for the big event by chugging a glass of wine then headbutting her gingerbread house into

Because this world is probably the strangest place you’ll ever visit, this is a video of someone in Hangzhou, China lowering a mitten crab (named because of their furry claws) down on a rope to retrieve a shirt that fell from their balcony while drying. That’s pretty wild. “Quick —

Note: Just watch it already, the man has a Half-Life tattoo on his arm for crying out loud. Because this is the internet, and the internet, much like an elephant’s gastrointestinal tract, never stops churning shit out much to the delight of children at the zoo, this is a surprisingly