Seen here reminding me of the first time I wore shoes in the pool (I almost drowned), this is a video of artistic swimming world champion Kristina Makushenko casually walking a 360-degree loop underwater like she’s in an invisible hamster wheel and the law of gravity doesn’t apply to her.

This is a video of a driver who, almost certainly through some fault of their own (my guess is backed into a light pole making a right turn), dented the shit out of their trunk. So what do they do? Get on the highway and try to get somebody to

This is a video of a man demonstrating his hidden talent — being able to blow up his tongue into a giant pink mass that looks like a bubble gum bubble. Freaky deaky! My tongue? My tongue is practically useless. I can’t roll it, I can’ blow it up, and

Because deception is everywhere, this is a video of professional magician Daniel Roy demonstrating ten different levels of sleight of hand card dealing tricks. They begin unbelievable, and end ultra-unbelievable, with Daniel able to deal any specific hand he wants to all players. Now that is some seriously smooth talent.

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation: I’ve already watched it four times this holiday season and it’s not even Thanksgiving yet. Made by Tree Buddees and available on Amazon (product link), this unlicensed ‘Light Up Fried Cat Rug Funny Christmas Lights Decoration’ looks like Aunt Bethany’s fried cat after chewing through a

This is a video of a guy completely losing his cool when Sora from the Kingdom Hearts series was revealed as the last character to join the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate lineup. Tears were shed. Good for him. Also, was this in school? Just what kind of school lets you

Because everyone has a secret skill and some people decide to reveal theirs to the world in the form of a Youtube video, this is a clip of a woman demonstrating a very impressive lip dancing routine, where she appears to pull her lips in different directions using invisible strings.

Because everybody measures personal success differently, this is a TikTok video of dreamer of things Kyle Scheele modifying a tandem bicycle so it looks like a centaur is riding it. Well how about that! Still, it’s a shame to see some people use all their hard work, time, and ingenuity