Presumably still pissed about the stocking full of coal he received last year, this is a video of a little kid beating up his family’s inflatable Santa Christmas decoration, complete with cartoon-style wind-up punch to start the fight. He even throws in a brutal body slam before turning his attention

Because what are the holidays if not a time to drink too much and say or do things you’ll regret in front of your entire family, this is a video of a woman pregaming for the big event by chugging a glass of wine then headbutting her gingerbread house into

Because this world is probably the strangest place you’ll ever visit, this is a video of someone in Hangzhou, China lowering a mitten crab (named because of their furry claws) down on a rope to retrieve a shirt that fell from their balcony while drying. That’s pretty wild. “Quick —

Note: Just watch it already, the man has a Half-Life tattoo on his arm for crying out loud. Because this is the internet, and the internet, much like an elephant’s gastrointestinal tract, never stops churning shit out much to the delight of children at the zoo, this is a surprisingly

Seen here reminding me of the first time I wore shoes in the pool (I almost drowned), this is a video of artistic swimming world champion Kristina Makushenko casually walking a 360-degree loop underwater like she’s in an invisible hamster wheel and the law of gravity doesn’t apply to her.

This is a video of a driver who, almost certainly through some fault of their own (my guess is backed into a light pole making a right turn), dented the shit out of their trunk. So what do they do? Get on the highway and try to get somebody to

This is a video of a man demonstrating his hidden talent — being able to blow up his tongue into a giant pink mass that looks like a bubble gum bubble. Freaky deaky! My tongue? My tongue is practically useless. I can’t roll it, I can’ blow it up, and

Because deception is everywhere, this is a video of professional magician Daniel Roy demonstrating ten different levels of sleight of hand card dealing tricks. They begin unbelievable, and end ultra-unbelievable, with Daniel able to deal any specific hand he wants to all players. Now that is some seriously smooth talent.