This is some produce section security cam footage (presumably installed due to peach thievery) of an elderly woman and supermarket employee, who have made it tradition to have a little standoff whenever she’s in the market (does he wear a baguette vest all the time?). How precious is that! I mean, minus the pretending to point guns at each other. This is a celery stick-up, give me all your coconuts! Man, I wish I shopped there.
Thanks to my dad, who agrees there’s good everywhere, you just have to look really hard.