Give me all your garlic!
Awww: Old Lady And Supermarket Employee Have Standoff Whenever She’s At The Market

This is some produce section security cam footage (presumably installed due to peach thievery) of an elderly woman and supermarket employee, who have made it tradition to have a little standoff whenever she’s in the market (does he wear a baguette vest all the time?). How precious is that! I mean, minus the pretending to point guns at each other. This is a celery stick-up, give me all your coconuts! Man, I wish I shopped there.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees there’s good everywhere, you just have to look really hard.