The March Of The Penguins IRL!
Aging Zoo Penguins Participate In Last Marching Parades Before Retirement

This is a video of several aging king penguins at the Cincinnati Zoo marching in one of their last public parades before retirement, when they will live out their golden years from the comfort of their habitat, and the zoo will discontinue the parades due to their age. Penguins Stacey, Larry, Martin, Luther, and Bebe have presumably accumulated a large enough nest egg(!) to no longer require public appearances to make ends meet. That’s nice. I love a story about the elderly going out with dignity. Me? I’ll probably be working until the day I die, and collapse atop my computer. “You call what you do working?” LOL, you ever been hit with a keyboard before?