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Trauma Surgeon Breaks Down All 30 Injuries In First Two Home Alone Movies

This is a video from WIRED of delightful trauma surgeon Annie Onishi giving a breakdown of all thirty of Harry and Marv’s injuries from Home Alone and Home Alone II: Lost in New York, discussing in detail the actual damage that would have been done to them as a result. As it turns out, the movie was not very accurate, and Harry and Marv would be dead many times over due to Kevin’s booby traps. I know, I’m as shocked as you are. But speaking of booby traps– “Honey between your girlfriend’s breasts and pretending you’re a fly?” It’s at the top of my Christmas list!