What did I tell you about climbing on the kitchen counters?!
Woman Accidentally Atomic Wedgies Herself On Kitchen Cabinet

NOTE: Screaming, surprise wedgie.

This is some home security cam footage of a woman climbing off a kitchen countertop (presumably after visiting her Girl Scout Cookie stash) when her underwear gets caught on a cabinet knob, giving her an atomic wedgie. That scream — my goodness. I’ve only heard a scream like that once before, and then the banshee took out half our village.

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Thanks again to JustA, who agrees those Girl Scout Cookies were totally worth it is the thing. Especially if they were Somoas or Peanut Butter Patties.