NOTE: Screaming, surprise wedgie.
This is some home security cam footage of a woman climbing off a kitchen countertop (presumably after visiting her Girl Scout Cookie stash) when her underwear gets caught on a cabinet knob, giving her an atomic wedgie. That scream — my goodness. I’ve only heard a scream like that once before, and then the banshee took out half our village.
Thanks again to JustA, who agrees those Girl Scout Cookies were totally worth it is the thing. Especially if they were Somoas or Peanut Butter Patties.