NOTE: Caught going around the internet again so I moved it to the front page, although I’d already started writing the article before a dim light (possibly a weak lightning bug kept in a jar too long) went off in the back of my brain and I decided to search

This is a short video of a dog playing an impromptu game of Guess That Flavor and trying to taste a pizza through the vent holes in its pizza box. Obviously, I would avoid eating those crusts to prevent any sort of dog butt bacterial infection. Oh who am I

Cats: they’re going to cat. And in the case of ginger bros Thelo and Leo, that means knocking over their caretakers’ water glasses every chance they get. And they’re good at it too. Remember: a job worth doing, is worth doing well. Obviously, I just haven’t found a job worth

This is a video of musician The Kiffness (previously) turning the audio of a cat named George Rufus who appears to say “Sometimes I’m alone. Hello? Sometimes I’m not” into a sad little song about loneliness. There’s nothing sadder than a sad cat, and a song about a sad cat

This is a video of Jojo The Adventure Pup proudly hustling down a trail with his stick of the day, a very respectable 10-footer. Now that’s a stick! The sticks my dogs bring me on hikes? Mere twigs. Now I’m not saying they’ll never get promoted to regional branch managers,

This is a video of a pet flying squirrel playing dead for attention. Or possibly to not get in trouble for knocking over the broom. Whatever the case, that flying squirrel is a great actor — very committed to the part. It should start its own acting school, with a

Because dogs are totally nuts (I live with exhibits A, B, and C), this is a video of Dolly ringing her home’s video doorbell, then barking because someone’s at the door. It’s you, Dolly — you’re at the door! I swear, dogs are the best. Unless you’re a cat person,

This is a video of P!NK the border collie demonstrating her skills by blasting through an agility course at ludicrous speed, beating the next-best competitor by over 2 seconds. Such agility! For reference, I just watched one of my dogs fall off the couch trying to scratch his back on