Because nothing is sacred in this world, the outside-the-box (but it’s a pizza) thinkers at Fong’s Pizza of Des Moines, Iowa has introduced Loopy Fruits, a Froot Loops topped breakfast pizza that includes “sour cream and cream cheese sauce, mozzarella cheese, and topped with Greek yogurt drizzle,” presumably to take

Always dreamed of a 72-inch, 15-pound circular weighted blanket with a Pizza Hut cheese and pepperoni pizza printed on it? Well no need to dream, because Pizza Hut teamed up with weighted blanket manufacturer Gravity Blanket to bring us just that in the form of this $150 Original Pan Weighted

These are the Pizza Bandages manufactured by GAMAGO and available on Amazon ($8). Each slice measures 1.8-inch x 1.8-inch square triangle and unfortunately are not scratch-and-sniff. Which is probably for the best anyways because who doesn’t already have a hard enough time not picking and eating their scabs? “You’re sick.”