Mmmmmmmm!
Finally, Some Decent Pizza Slice Band-Aids

These are the Pizza Bandages manufactured by GAMAGO and available on Amazon ($8). Each slice measures 1.8-inch x 1.8-inch square triangle and unfortunately are not scratch-and-sniff. Which is probably for the best anyways because who doesn’t already have a hard enough time not picking and eating their scabs? “You’re sick.” Human pepperoni I call it.

UPDATE: Thanks to reader Allyson S for pointing out this other brand of pizza bandage (with two different designs) that is also available. We’ve got pizza band-aid choices now!

Keep going for a shot of the other brand available.

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  1. Deksam

    How trendy, More pizzagate merch.