This is a real stapler in soap created by Etsy seller PalmStoneCreations to look like Dwight’s stapler in Jello from The Office. The soap costs $22, measures approximately 5-inches round 3-inches tall, weighs 1 pound 9-ounces and does not include the plate. Per one very satisfied customer:

This. Was. PERFECT!! It is a great size and fits really well with my The Office themed bathroom. It was shipped with care and I received it in great condition. Couldn’t be happier with this product

Wait wait wait — somebody has a The Office themed bathroom? Is that true? I’ve heard of beach themed bathrooms, but The Office? What else is in there, spilled chili and a scalding door handle?