Because why shouldn’t you order pizza off Etsy (I’ve been saying it for years!), Hawaii based seller HolomuaKitchenLLC is selling packages of ‘Da Cracka’ freeze-dried pepperoni pizza. $10 gets you a 3oz package, which probably contains more slices than you’d expect considering that shit is gonna be LIGHT. Some more

This is a video from Joseph Herscher of Joseph’s Machines, who’s taken a step beyond his previous peanut butter and jelly sandwich Rube Goldberg machine to develop one capable of making a pizza. Could you imagine if this is actually how pizzas were made? I’d spend a lot more time

Pizza: it’s a way of life. And to prove that point, this is a video of David Garcia baking sheet-pan pizzas on lava flowing from the Pacaya volcano in southern Guatemala. Some more info about the process while I bake a pizza directly on the middle oven rack per the

Always dreamed of a 72-inch, 15-pound circular weighted blanket with a Pizza Hut cheese and pepperoni pizza printed on it? Well no need to dream, because Pizza Hut teamed up with weighted blanket manufacturer Gravity Blanket to bring us just that in the form of this $150 Original Pan Weighted

This is a video released by LEGO and pizza lover The Brick Wall to celebrate five years on Youtube by presenting his latest creation: a LEGO assembly line capable of putting uniform amounts of sauce, cheese, pepperoni, and peppers (or any other small ingredient) on an uncooked pizza. Unfortunately it

This is a video of Japanese embroidery artist Ipnot showing off some of her realistic food embroidery, including this pizza slice with gooey cheese. Pretty wild, right? Maybe not as wild as me, but I had a Red Bull after dinner on Friday and stayed up past midnight. “And?” Honey!

These are the Pizza Bandages manufactured by GAMAGO and available on Amazon ($8). Each slice measures 1.8-inch x 1.8-inch square triangle and unfortunately are not scratch-and-sniff. Which is probably for the best anyways because who doesn’t already have a hard enough time not picking and eating their scabs? “You’re sick.”

This is a short video of a precious little angel having her first ever slice of pizza and realizing just how magical it is immediately. Gosh, I can still remember my first piece of pizza. “No you can’t.” Not a chance. I wouldn’t even be able to tell you what