Because the biggest downfall of 3D printers is not being able to print a ladder long enough to reach the moon and finally escape earth, this is a video of Youtuber Ivan Miranda modding a treadmill into a 3D printer that allows for infinitely long prints. After running into and solving a number of issues along the way, Ivan successfully prints a 7-foot long I-beam. That’s cool, a whole bunch more of those and I could build a plastic house! And you know what they say about people who live in plastic houses. “They can throw all the stones they want.” I’ll never stop.

Thanks to my dad, who agrees it’s about time we can print kayaks.