Because doing things the hard, entirely too complicated way is the only way as far as I’m concerned, this is a video of a Rube Goldberg machine capable of setting up a romantic picnic for two. Or maybe more, heck, why not just make this a Roman orgy, we’ve already got the wine and finger foods.

Keep going for the video, actual successful run-through is at 3:05. Prior to that is explaining how all the pieces work, and after that are all the fails it had (101) before pulling off a successful picnic.