This is a video of musician The Kiffness (previously) turning the audio of a cat named George Rufus who appears to say “Sometimes I’m alone. Hello? Sometimes I’m not” into a sad little song about loneliness. There’s nothing sadder than a sad cat, and a song about a sad cat

Because these are the times we live in, Dan Polydoris of Death By Toys has created a much needed ‘Me Giving Up And Walking Into The Ocean With All Of My Clothes On’ action figure. He also makes ‘My Lying Awake Thinking Of Some Shit I Said 4 Years Ago’,

This is a video of a man bringing a sandwich outside for a little al fresco dining action when heavy winds blow his sandwich apart piece by piece, with a slice of salami even getting stuck to his friend’s leg. For reference, I usually tape my salami to my leg

This is an unfortunate video of Wheel Of Fortune contestant Tenaya making a terrible guess trying to solve a Show Biz puzzle with $10,100 on the line. The correct answer, as I’m sure you were able to deduce, is ‘JURASSIC PARK MOVIES’, but Tenaya guesses ‘JURASSIC PARK BODIES’. That sucks.

This is a video of a young runner demonstrating the worst way to start a race, first by falling on her face, then by falling on her hands, then by taking off like a duck while the woman filming asks if she’s okay. Was that her mom? I like how

This is a video from a Casper, Wyoming mechanic who had a hoarder bring her Scion xB in to have a nonfunctioning window repaired. If only she’d been hoarding working windows instead of trash. Seriously though, hoarding disorder is a real thing, and it makes me sad. And, at least

In I don’t ever want to get old news, these are two videos of grandmas attempting to use the smartphone picture on the signs in front of the Mobile Order Curbside Pickup parking spots at McDonald’s to contact the restaurant. These, uh, these have to be fake, right? Is this

Because stupidity knows no bounds, this is a video of a diesel truck owner blowing a cloud of black exhaust (aka rolling coal) into a youth-filled Whataburger in Texas during what appears to be some sort breast cancer awareness event or afterparty. Wow. When reached for comment about the incident,