This is a video of a man bringing a sandwich outside for a little al fresco dining action when heavy winds blow his sandwich apart piece by piece, with a slice of salami even getting stuck to his friend’s leg. For reference, I usually tape my salami to my leg so it doesn’t scare anybody. Still, that is unfortunate. Of course outside there is a ten-second rule, so I can only assume he chased down those pieces, reassembled the sandwich, and was rewarded with diarrhea later for his efforts.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees that’s what we call a diet sandwich.