Because who wouldn’t want to go to bed at night with a taste in your mouth that makes you feel like you didn’t brush your teeth, dental care company and novelty toothpaste manufacturer Hismile teamed up with KFC to make a fried chicken flavored toothpaste (not an April Fools’ prank,

This is a short video of a dog playing an impromptu game of Guess That Flavor and trying to taste a pizza through the vent holes in its pizza box. Obviously, I would avoid eating those crusts to prevent any sort of dog butt bacterial infection. Oh who am I

Because nothing quite says it’s fall y’all like a paper cup full of high sodium Japanese noodle soup on a crisp autumnal morning, Nissin Foods is released a limited edition (it’s first limited edition!) Pumpkin Spice flavored Cup Noodles this fall. Available exclusively at Walmart starting in October, I’m sure

Because who doesn’t want the salty, vinegar-y taste of a pickle on their lips at all times, this is Mr. Pickle’s World Famous Pickle Lip Balm ($12 on Amazon). Questionable world fame aside, the $12 lip balm seems to be promoted as a gag gift, which makes sense since(!) I

Because what good is Halloween if you can’t trick some treaters, these are the shitake mushroom flavored candy canes made and sold by Archie McPhee ($5.50 for a six-pack, regularly $6.50). Honestly, I’m not sure if I could even identify what shitake tastes like. “What about just shit?” Oh easy,

Seen here looking like a man who’s no stranger to questioning what he just drank, this is a video of chemist and Youtuber NileRed discussing and experimenting with ways to remove caffeine from RedBull because, and I quote, “For as long as I can remember I’ve always been a big

This is a video from The King Of Random Youtube channel of hosts Nate Bonham and Calli Gade experimenting to see if you can make cotton candy with the goo (actually a modified, thicker form of corn syrup) inside a Stretch Armstrong doll. SPOILER: Yes, yes you can. Although considering

This is a weird commercial for limited edition green onion flavored Chex, which will be available in South Korea 16 years after it was actually supposed to be, back in 2004. There’s a story here! Everyone help yourself to a big scoop of my homemade Chex Mix and let’s hear