This a video presumably recorded off of ESPN69 of the 14th annual UK Wife Carrying Championship. Such action! I even witnessed a spill in there (seen above). It looks like the majority of contestants have a similar technique, with the wife’s legs dangling in front of the man’s face, and

This is a video of pianist Vinheteiro (previously) performing a medley of the ten most popular saloon songs by Scott Joplin on a period-appropriate 1915 Barthol & Berlin upright piano. I swear, ‘The Entertainer’ gets me every time. It just makes me so happy. Now close your eyes while you

Because, sometimes (very rarely), dreams really do come true, Volley of Australia is releasing a limited edition of their sneakers that feature detachable Velcro mullets on the heels. Now I’m not sure which one of you weirdos dreamed of these, but you deserve a medal. Or a heavier sleep medication.

Because the future looks bleak, this is a video of a Xiaomi Cyberdog with a loudspeaker mounted on (read: taped to) its back patrolling the streets of Shanghai and broadcasting a COVID lockdown announcement. The Cyberdog, not to be confused with Boston Dynamics’ Spot, is able to navigate the city

Presumably in an attempt to dispel the eggheaded nerd Harvard stereotype, this is a video of the school’s THUD Percussion Ensemble performing Outkast’s 2003 banger ‘Hey Ya’ with boomwhackers. What the hell’s a boomwhacker? No clue. And even if I did read the Wikipedia article I just linked I probably

This is a video of Youtuber Homemade Modern detailing the process in which he made an epoxy table filled with pieces of broken glass bottles. That’s neat. The result wasn’t as clear as I would have liked though, so he can expect a moderate to low-star Etsy review. Want to

This is a video of a woman performing the ol’ hot dog trick, catching a massive fish on her hand (aka noodling) with a cold wiener. Look at the size of that thing! I like how she checks to see if her hand is still at the end of her

This is another Blink-182 inspired cover by musician Alex Melton (previously), this time performing Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’. Did you never ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ was actually written about alcohol? I just made that up. Believable though. Honestly, this isn’t my favorite Blink-182 inspired cover that