Because occasionally drunken cheeseburger-eating prayers do get answered, this is the $20 David Hasselhoff Chia Pet available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth (presumably among other places). Obviously, as far as Chia Pets to practice your kissing on go, this is a pretty good one. Also Bob Ross and any of

This is a real stapler in soap created by Etsy seller PalmStoneCreations to look like Dwight’s stapler in Jello from The Office. The soap costs $22, measures approximately 5-inches round 3-inches tall, weighs 1 pound 9-ounces and does not include the plate. Per one very satisfied customer: This. Was. PERFECT!!

Because nothing is sacred in this world, the outside-the-box (but it’s a pizza) thinkers at Fong’s Pizza of Des Moines, Iowa has introduced Loopy Fruits, a Froot Loops topped breakfast pizza that includes “sour cream and cream cheese sauce, mozzarella cheese, and topped with Greek yogurt drizzle,” presumably to take

This is a video of very talented musician Ichika Nito playing a superwide 14-string electric guitar. Now that — that is a lot of strings. Maybe not as many as a harp, but *casually strums harp in grand foyer of mansion* this is all a daydream. There’s no question Ichika

This is a ‘Furry Artworks’, a six-piece series of digital art created by Turkish artist Murat Yildirim starring famous paintings reimagined in fur. In his own words while I bid on ol’ hotdog lips: It has long been common to reproduce the world’s most famous paintings by imitation. In this

This is a video of comedic musician Tom McGovern performing John Mellencamp’s 1982 banger ‘Jack And Diane’ with most of the song’s lyrics replaced with the classic ‘suckin’ on a chili dog’ from the second verse. Gosh, I could really go for some Tastee Freez right about now. He makes

This is a video from Little Ball Creations, who constructs marble mazes like the one seen here out of carefully bent and soldered copper wire. That’s cool, I wouldn’t mind one of those on my desk (and if you’re interested in one you can contact him through Facebooks). You know

Remember when guitarist André Atunes turned televangelist Kenneth Copeland’s COVID-19 rant into a heavy metal song? Well now pianist Brandon Ethridge has turned it into a mini-musical appropriately titled, “I DEMAND A VACCINATION!” He also gave the lawyer cat video the mini-musical treatment. Both are quite enjoyable and really added