This is a short video of a pet boa constrictor attacking its owner from above because what else are you gonna do when he’s always treating you like a coat? In his own words (the dude’s, not the snake’s): I was letting my snake hang out on my coat rack

This is an example of one of the face masks printed by San Francisco designer Danielle Baskin (presumably no relation to the fresh-ground husband tiger feeder) that was printed with a photo of her actual face.  Previously only available in a Hide The Pain Harold variety (from this meme), Danielle