Because harebrained schemes are all the rage these days, a Texas high school teacher and Army veteran formally known as Dustin Ebey has legally changed his name to Literally Anybody Else and is running for president. Well, he’s got my vote! I mean, if I could vote. Stupid felonies. Some

This is a video of the functional tea/coffee set fingernails created by Morgan Gilbertson of Haus Of Nails. Apparently the full set cost $3,000. That seems like a lot to spend on fingernails, but I also just chew mine when they get unbearably long. My girlfriend thinks it’s disgusting, which

This is a video of a woman tastefully adding googly eyes to a black rug to tie a room together and inviting us to play a game of “Can you find my black cat?” The cat opens its eyes and she zooms in on it, but I did NOT see

This is a clip from what appears to be the Catalina Wine Mixer of a man tossing a grape or olive to a woman, her bouncing it off a tooth, a man saving it from the ground with a well-aimed kick (I bet that dude can hacky sack!), and another

This is a short video of TikTok user and middle school teacher LadyJackBlack discussing how she unknowingly dressed like Shrek for work (how could she not see that?) and multiple students let her know about it. “Where’s Donkey?” I imagine the kids snickering in the hallway. That’s the thing about

As part of my ongoing commitment to public health, this is a video from emergency medical service provider Kieram Litchfield detailing what different colored urine means about your health, adding food coloring to toilet water and stirring the faux-pee with what I assume is a roommate’s cereal spoon. From kidney

This is a short video of Josiah Ross’s adopted orange cat Philip reacting to Josiah leaving the apartment. Philip does not take it well, and as commenters pointed out, Josiah should probably get another cat to keep Philip company (the more the merrier, that’s my motto, but only up to

This is a video of 19-year old American figure skater Ilia Malinin at the 2024 World Championships setting a new world record for highest free skate score with a very respectable 227.79, beating fellow American Nathan Chen’s previous 224.92 set at the 2019-20 Grand Prix Final. The routine, which gave