Note: Volume on, the woman talking makes it that much better. This is a video of a dog who drank a little too much fountain water at a park in Cincinnati, Ohio and ralphs it back up. *shrug* It happens to the best of us. And sometimes on dates. Like,

Where there’s a will, there’s a way, and apparently the way to smooth fresh concrete is to extend a small digger’s arm with some wood beams, then lay on them and trowel the surface smooth while a friend operates the digger, and a couple other friends hang on the back

This is a short slow-motion video of a boxer (dog, not puncher) leaping up the porch stairs in a single bound while clearly running from the po-po parked on the curb. I’ve never even seen that person’s yard, let alone shit in it! So graceful. If there were a dog

This is a heartwarming video of a woman approaching a skateboarder after he’s repeatedly tried and failed to land a nightmare flip and offers some wonderful words of encouragement and positivity. How about that! No threatening to call the police or anything. What a beautiful soul. My soul? My soul

Seen here about to start spraying some of that noxious blue disinfectant-deodorizer that can never quite keep the shit smell at bay, this is a video from a Denver park of a porta-potty taking to the skies in strong winds. As someone so kindly just reminded me in an email,

Because the internet can be both alive with of wonder and a clogged public toilet simultaneously just like Schrödinger’s cat, this is ‘The Pictures Of Fat Dogs Metal Song’ created by musician Frazee Wooster. It’s a heavy metal song about chonky dogs. My dogs? My dogs are neither overweight nor

This is a video of an Emperor Palpatine toy Force lightning the shit out of Luke Skywalker via a Tesla Coil performing The Imperial March. You know the internet really gets boners for stuff like this. Me? I only get boners for one thing, and one thing only. “Footlong chili

Did you the Balloon World Cup is a real thing that exists? That was news to me when I first started writing this article. Now I feel like I’ve known it forever. Or it was all a dream. Or this is all a mistake. Anyway, this is a video of