This is a video of Nova getting called out for pooping in the house and trying to smooth things over with a big, cheesy smile. Awwww, works for me — I’ll clean it up. Apparently the family had just moved and Nova had the accident because everything was still new

This is a video from a testing event in China of a Tesla Model 3 absolutely wrecking a pedestrian dummy during an automatic emergency braking test. Oh it braked alright — breaked all the bones in his body! Man, I remember the first time I got hit by a car.

In other world record news, this is a video of Paul Scardino of Winchester City, Virginia, providing a tour of his basement, where he stores his world record collection of Funk Pop! figures, with a staggering 5,306 Pops. For reference, that’s about 5,303 more than I own. I’m honestly surprised

This is a video of the Guinness World Record number of costume change illusions in one minute, with a very respectable 18 different costumes. She could have actually performed more, but the grand finale took fifteen seconds itself AND WAS WORTH EVERY SECOND OF IT. For reference, it took me

This is a video news report about a 26-year old man who was recently arrested after driving through a warning gate and jumping the actively opening Fort Street drawbridge in Detroit, Michigan while high on whippets. The jump was a success although he allegedly blew out all four tires (except

This is some backyard security cam footage from Greenfield, Massachusetts of an elderly gentleman catching some z’s by the pool when a bear wanders in, gets a drink from the pool, and politely wakes the man with a touch of the shoe (what is it with bears and shoes?), presumably

Seen here looking like some poor bastard just took a pipe hit so big it killed him, this is a video of propmakers Jaimie and Jay of Wicked Makers demonstrating how to make a simple slide so you can distribute Halloween candy to trick-or-treaters while maintaining proper social distancing protocols.

This is a video from Featherheads Bird Rescue in Hobart, Tasmania of an exercise wheel crafted by Alison McNeice (NOT McNugget) to keep the chickens at the rescue enriched and entertained while they snack. Hey, whatever works. Also, did the person filming cut the video because they were laughing so