You better be sliding full-size Snickers bars down there or else!
How To: Build Your Own Halloween Candy Slide To Maintain Social Distance

Seen here looking like some poor bastard just took a pipe hit so big it killed him, this is a video of propmakers Jaimie and Jay of Wicked Makers demonstrating how to make a simple slide so you can distribute Halloween candy to trick-or-treaters while maintaining proper social distancing protocols. Basically, get a length of PVC pipe and tilt it. That’s uh, that’s pretty much it. Then I suppose you can wrap it with toilet paper to make it look like a mummy boner bazooka or something if you really want. Alternatively, just throw candy at trick-or-treaters from your porch like I plan on doing. *hurling candy corn* GET OFF MY LAWN, TIGER KING.