This is some backyard security cam footage from Greenfield, Massachusetts of an elderly gentleman catching some z’s by the pool when a bear wanders in, gets a drink from the pool, and politely wakes the man with a touch of the shoe (what is it with bears and shoes?), presumably to remind him to not get sunburned. How courteous of him. You know my good pal/mortal enemy Terry actually lives in bear country and he videochats me whenever he spots one outside and not-so-deep down I always hope I’m going to get to witness a live mauling. They just run whenever he shouts at them though. I mean, at least until that bear is me in a costume with a machete.