These are a couple videos of The Witcher’s Geralt Of Rivia giving his ‘I can’t f***ing sleep’ speech to Jaskier in ten different languages (including English, Czech, Polish, Deutsch, French, Italian, Japanese, Portuguese, Russian, and Spanish), as translated for Netflix. There’s a short video of JUST that single line, as

This is a video of Edwin Sarkissian tossing a five-second delay M67 frag grenade in one of those ATMs they have by the door at my local beer store and blowing it to smithereens while he hits the deck just a short distance away. Are you even allowed to do

This is a video of TikTok user elijah.sky casually reading on the porch when SURPRISE, mama bear shows up with baby bear, presumably to rummage through some trash and/or demand Goldilocks’s current address. Elijah is surprisingly calm throughout the entire visit, which thankfully didn’t end with him getting his face

This is a very worthwhile video of the first ‘footage’ of Mars rendered in 4K resolution, using composite images captured by Mars rovers Spirit and Curiosity to create panoramas of the red planet. It is really something. SOMETHING FULL OF ALIENS. Quick, toss me my laser blaster! *fumbles with blaster,

This is a video from a canal in Canada of two large ships ramming each other in what has got to be the most exciting game of chicken I’ve seen all morning. Honestly, I expected to hear way more screaming from aboard the ships. Of course I also expected two

This is ‘Ducks Annihilate A Bowl Of Peas,’ a piece of performance art starring two ducks ravaging a bowl of watery peas with the same ferocity as I used to attack all-you-can-eat buffets before they were all shut down due to the coronavirus. When managers saw me coming you could

This is a video of very talented cellist Samara Ginsberg performing the He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe theme as arranged for eight cellos by herself. Now, as a boy who’s been mastering the universe since a very young age (Instagram proof here), I’m into it. Sadly, I remember

This is a video compilation assembled by Youtuber Zane Golia starring actor Jonathan Frakes (best known as Star Trek: The Next Generation’s Commander William T. Riker) interrogating you using questions he asked while hosting Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. I’m not gonna lie, he had me sweating, and I probably