This is a video of an extreme health and fitness enthusiast demonstrating his hardcore push-up routine, one that appears to incorporate all the physical energy I’d typically exert over the course of two to three weeks. Wow, I’m out of breath just watching. AND my wrists and ankles hurt. Not

Presumably as part of its tryouts for the Ninja Turtles, this is a video of Tommy the tortoise inspecting a line of shoes (including a black shoe with white tape on one side) before making his way around to the other side of the line and specifically headbutting the black

Presumably rehearsing for their gig at the next Illuminati gala, this is a video of a robbed figure wearing a mask demonstrating their very impressive object manipulation skills with two enormous nipple piercings. Just imagine the size of the boobs on the giant those must have come from! “I don’t

This is a video from a motorist traveling a Phoenix highway during a recent dust storm that reduced visibility to barely being able to see the Arizona Cardinals spare tire cover on the Jeep in front of you. And you certainly wouldn’t have been able to read the ‘IT’S A

This is a video of a cat in Carrara, Italy smelling a cup of espresso made by its owner, then trying to bury it like a turd. Presumably because, at least in its mind, it smells like a turd. Maybe it’s some of that civet poop coffee. My cats? They

This is a clip from the French television show C’est mon choix (“It’s my Choice”), featuring a panel of people with unique laughs (complete with photos behind them of what their laugh sounds like). They all start laughing at each other’s laughs, and it’s a hilarious cacophony. If I’d been

Presumably a group therapy session to promote healing from all the ill will shown toward them throughout the years, this is a video of 25 Furbies all having a conversation. What are they saying? No clue, but I assume it involves overthrowing humanity. Can’t say I blame them *minimizes ‘overthrow

This is a short compilation video of an armful of babies instinctively avoiding grass. Why do babies avoid grass? Because it doesn’t look like regular ground, that’s why. It could be green water for all they know. Heck, it could be green water for all we know too. I don’t