This is a video of a jumping jack style ground compactor hopping around on its own like Luxo Jr. at the beginning of Pixar movies. That’s cool. Of course if I was that guy in the video I’d be sticking my foot underneath it every time it jumped because I

This is a video of two fitness buffs demonstrating ‘a double front lever walk with a friend.’ That’s cool, I could do that. I mean, if I had a friend. And arm muscles. And a core that isn’t just chocolate fudge. Thanks to Erica, who agrees these guys must kill

This is ‘Dolly Daisy In Hearts And Flowers’, an incredibly creepy 1930’s stop motion video from Warner Bros featuring two male suitors (from what I could gather, a sailor and business magnate) both vying for the affection of Daisy after spotting her changing and flexing like a bodybuilder in her

Because it’s spooky season, this is a video of a freaky deaky four-legged street performer spotted in Japan. It took me a while to figure out how he was creating the four-legged illusion, and I don’t want to ruin it for you, but if you watch till the end you

In other world record news, this is the Redfin listing for a home in Glendora, California that sold last year for $780,000 (and is currently estimated to be worth almost $1-million because the housing market is totally boinked) and has what can only be described as “the world’s worst floorplan.”

This is a video of an extreme health and fitness enthusiast demonstrating his hardcore push-up routine, one that appears to incorporate all the physical energy I’d typically exert over the course of two to three weeks. Wow, I’m out of breath just watching. AND my wrists and ankles hurt. Not

Presumably as part of its tryouts for the Ninja Turtles, this is a video of Tommy the tortoise inspecting a line of shoes (including a black shoe with white tape on one side) before making his way around to the other side of the line and specifically headbutting the black

Presumably rehearsing for their gig at the next Illuminati gala, this is a video of a robbed figure wearing a mask demonstrating their very impressive object manipulation skills with two enormous nipple piercings. Just imagine the size of the boobs on the giant those must have come from! “I don’t