Because now is as good a time as any for the apocalypse, this is the 2023 Cat Balls wall calendar. A real product you can buy on Amazon (affiliate link), the calendar features 12 months of, you guessed it, cat balls. If weird cat balls aren’t your thing though, no

This is a short video of a young great horned owl spotted by school network administrator Eric Lind at his parents’ house in Eureka, Illinois, that had stolen a child’s toy hobby horse and was flying around the neighborhood with it like a witch on her broomstick. Eric pointed out

This is a short clip from The Pirate, released in 1948, of a man kissing a woman after flipping the cigarette he’s smoking back into his mouth, then flipping it back out after the kiss to cover her face in a cloud of smoke. Or maybe he’s just blowing her

This is a video of a jumping jack style ground compactor hopping around on its own like Luxo Jr. at the beginning of Pixar movies. That’s cool. Of course if I was that guy in the video I’d be sticking my foot underneath it every time it jumped because I

This is a video of two fitness buffs demonstrating ‘a double front lever walk with a friend.’ That’s cool, I could do that. I mean, if I had a friend. And arm muscles. And a core that isn’t just chocolate fudge. Thanks to Erica, who agrees these guys must kill

This is ‘Dolly Daisy In Hearts And Flowers’, an incredibly creepy 1930’s stop motion video from Warner Bros featuring two male suitors (from what I could gather, a sailor and business magnate) both vying for the affection of Daisy after spotting her changing and flexing like a bodybuilder in her

Because it’s spooky season, this is a video of a freaky deaky four-legged street performer spotted in Japan. It took me a while to figure out how he was creating the four-legged illusion, and I don’t want to ruin it for you, but if you watch till the end you

In other world record news, this is the Redfin listing for a home in Glendora, California that sold last year for $780,000 (and is currently estimated to be worth almost $1-million because the housing market is totally boinked) and has what can only be described as “the world’s worst floorplan.”