PROTIP: Keep your volume low. Possibly muted entirely. These are a couple videos of musician Honest Kevin (IS HE THOUGH?) of Moon Armada performing with his ‘baby bot noise ensemble’. And what a noise ensemble it is! If I was forced to listen to this any longer than it took

Because apparently people will buy anything except what I’m selling, Bravest Studios and artist Canyaon have made Toe Slides. They’re slides that look like big toes. They’re…what’s the word I’m looking for? “Not to be worn around foot fetishists?” Unnerving. That’s the word. Available in men’s sizes 4 – 15

‘Are You Dead Yet’ is an app recently released in China that asks a user daily if they’re still alive. After two missed button-press confirmations, it notifies the emergency contact they entered when they signed up via an email. I want to read that email. [App developer] Guo and his

Because the 2026 internet is clearly off to a strong start, this is a video from There I Ruined It (previously) and Griefcat reimagining the Fleetwood Mac classic ‘Landslide’ about actual landslides and not Stevie Nicks contemplating her romantic life with or without bandmate Lindsey Buckingham. I’m not sure if

This is a video of circus performer Wesley Williams riding a unicycle that’s 25 wheels high (technically a quinviginticycle or pentaicosacycle that only balances on one wheel). That’s way up there! Some would argue TOO way up there. Get your head out of the clouds, Wesley! I was more than

This is a short video of a robot operator taking a swift kick to the nuts by the Unitree G1 robot that’s copying his moves. In the operator’s own translated words while I pretend to tear my own head off just in case any robots are copying me: Before that

Because…okay I have absolutely no idea why (but hopefully just a college design project), this is a video of a cat carrier that unzips from the rear of a pair of pants, allowing a cat to be carried directly behind the owner’s ass. “But what did you have for lunch?”

This is allegedly a video of a tele-operated Optimus (Prime is insulted) humanoid robot from Tesla serving water bottles at an event when it appears to mimic the movements of the person operating it by taking off its invisible tele-operator headset, collapsing in the process. Whoops! Still, I do find