Because rich people have nothing better to spend their money on, a bottle of 2000 Pétrus merlot is expected to fetch around a cool million from the Private Sales auction website operated by Christie’s. The bottle (which typically sells for around $6,000) was among 11 others that spent 14 months

This is an example of one of the handblown borosilicate glass octopus wine decanters crafted by Josh DeWall of Chicago-based Ignite Glass Studios. You can get a 500mL version for $600, or a 750mL version (which holds a full bottle of wine) for $950. So, you know, not as cheap

Because some people believe the old adage of not playing with your food only applies to solids, this is a video of glass artist Mattes Kuche giving a nudge to a wine glass he made with such a thin stem that the whole bowl of the glass actually wobbles back

Because nothing quite captures the essence of a Christmas holiday like drunk family members fighting with one another over politics/long-standing family feuds/who farted, this is a wine bottle Christmas tree. The tree holds 60 bottles of argument fuel and costs $300 on Amazon. Although I’m pretty sure it’s actually intended