Because nothing quite captures the essence of a Christmas holiday like drunk family members fighting with one another over politics/long-standing family feuds/who farted, this is a wine bottle Christmas tree. The tree holds 60 bottles of argument fuel and costs $300 on Amazon. Although I’m pretty sure it’s actually intended for wine retailers, there’s no doubt in my mind my aunt has already bought one, and will be calling me the moment it arrives to assembly it for her. Will I also get to clean out the litter boxes because her back is killing her?! Only time will tell.
Thanks to Cyndi M, who informed me there’s no way her family wouldn’t see a 60 wine bottle Christmas tree as a personal challenge. A scary thought.