NOTE: VOLUME DOWN. This is a video of the Beyond The Press Youtube channel of 7,000 bricks of recalled fireworks all being ignited at once. But why were they recalled? Were they too unsafe? They’re FIREWORKS. Regardless, the all-at-once show is glorious. I only wish I could have been there

This is a video of a couple firework sorting machines doing their thing. Their thing being sorting fireworks, in case you couldn’t tell from the obvious context clues. Being a detective isn’t for everyone, you know. Just look at all those firecrackers! It’s pretty crazy to think of just how

Even with my limited memory, I’m fairly certain I posted this on Geekologie back in the day, but that site when belly-up after I had to leave so here it is again, where it can live on forever, or at least until the internet is destroyed like I pray for

This is an Instagram video from Herbert Avenue in East Los Angeles of an RV that caught fire and had some fireworks inside, causing an early Fourth of July celebration. My favorite part of the whole video is how the guy filming acts like he didn’t know the RV was

This is the Consumer Products Safety Commission’s 2020 Fireworks Safety reminder, featuring a bunch of mannequins getting injured while making incredibly poor choices with fireworks. It serves as a powerful reminder to not set off a mortar while holding it on top of your head like a deadly dunce cap,