NOTE: VOLUME DOWN.

This is a video of the Beyond The Press Youtube channel of 7,000 bricks of recalled fireworks all being ignited at once. But why were they recalled? Were they too unsafe? They’re FIREWORKS. Regardless, the all-at-once show is glorious. I only wish I could have been there to jump a motorcycle through them all. You know — because that’s what I do. “Dumb sh!t?” I was going to say death-defying acts of bravery, but I suppose at the very heart of everything I’ve ever done in my life, there has been a steaming pile of dumb sh!t at the bottom, yes.

Keep going for the video, but the good stuff starts at 5:40, with probably my favorite view of the action at 9:19.