Cheese expert: that’s a dream title. I’m still very much a cheese amateur, but one day I do hope of being awarded expert status. “You only eat mozzarella sticks.” MIND YOUR BUSINESS. This is a video of professional cheese expert (so jealous) Liz Thorpe tasting and discussing increasingly stinkier cheeses

Because who wouldn’t want to eat a squat Italian plumber, chocolatier and pastry chef Amaury Guichon (previously) constructed Mario entirely out of chocolate, complete with a warp pipe, piranha plant, and question block. I loved watching the process. There’s just something about watching someone who knows what they’re doing while

This is a video of Elvis’s longtime personal cook Mary Jenkins reminiscing about The King (including how she once snuck him some hot dogs with sauerkraut into the hospital) and his favorite sandwich — a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich. It’s basically a peanut butter and banana sandwich made

This is a heartwarming video of Instagram user thatboysnipes23 surprising his mom with her favorite ice cream: Private Selection Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, which was apparently out of production for years. At first she guesses he got her flowers or Super Bowl tickets, but then she’s even MORE excited when

This is a video of pastry chef Amaury Guichon (previously) constructing an entirely edible giant box of matches, with each match having a s’mores stuffed head. COUNT ME IN. Some more details about the fiery dessert while my 1/2 cup of plain granola meal prep dessert looks progressive less appetizing:

This is a short clip from bartender cat_sevaress, who ordered delivery tacos (as hungry/drunk people are apt to do), and opened up her apartment door to discover a raccoon had ripped through the bottom of the bag and already begun taste-testing her tacos. I like the raccoon’s friends hanging out

Presumably to taunt me that lunch is still three hours away, this is a video of third generation cheesemonger Adam Moskowitz making 56 grilled cheese sandwiches with 56 different cheeses. My God that sounds like a dream. “Mmmmm! With some tomato soup?” I DON’T DO THE SOUP. Adam’s findings from

Tired of the same old cold cut sandwiches pilfered from picnic baskets, this is a video of Yogi Bear stealing a family’s $45 Uber Eats Taco Bell delivery from their front porch in Orlando, Florida. Was there a Mexican Pizza in that bag? I should certainly hope so! And two