Not now I'm making music in here!
Hitting The Low Notes: Toilet Rug With Electronic Keyboard

Presumably to keep that hot sauce-on-pepper eating maniac entertained while he’s moaning and groaning away on the toilet, this is the Potty Piano from JZENZERO and available on Amazon for around $16. It’s a foot-operated digital keyboard like the one Tom Hanks plays in Big, but small and made to play while you poop. That’s fun. My roommate just got one for his bathroom and I’m not sure if any of you were wondering but just for the record no matter how hard you push it doesn’t appear to be sensitive enough to play with your urine stream.