this is the Toilet Timer ($15 on Amazon), a five-minute sand hourglass style timer to remind you that you’ve already done enough scrolling on Instagram, it’s time to wipe and get off the pot. Me? I don’t get up until both my legs are painfully numb and I have to

This is a short video of some dream-follower that just moved to Los Angeles filming his apartment’s bathroom door, which has a piece cut out of it so it can swing past the shitter.  In his own words while I’m thankful there isn’t a giant hole in my bathroom door