Be still my heart.
‘Sexy Beasts’, A Dating Reality Show Where The Contestants Are Made Up Like Furries

This is the trailer for Netflix’s ‘Sexy Beasts’ (coming July 21st), a blind-date style reality show where all the contestants are made up with crazy prosthetics to make them look like animals and insects and monsters and aliens, in order to see if the humans underneath can make matches “based on personality alone.” Now I don’t know about personality, but I fell in love with that dolphin thing the moment I saw it. Was that the porpoise — to get me to fall in love on looks alone? Well 10/10 mission accomplished Netflix, point me to the ocean.