Because Mother Nature is totally nuts (she tried showing her b00bs once but I declined BECAUSE I WAS AT DINNER WITH MY PARENTS), this is a video featuring the sound of 500,000 king penguins doing their thing on South Georgia Island, northeast of the Antarctic Peninsula. The sound was captured

After setting up a glass plate with contact microphone attached and spreading birdseed on top, Libby and Marcel of Free To Use Sounds captured the surprisingly soothing sounds of an increasing number of pigeons pecking at (and walking on) the glass. It sounds like a rain storm coming! And you

This is a video captured by the kind folks of the Southwest Virginia Wildlife Center Veterinary Hospital in Roanoke of a female opossum growling, presumably upset about having to take a trip to the doctor. I’m right there with you, Ms. Opossum, I growl the entire time until I get

This is a video of a trombonist (notice how I didn’t say tromboner? It’s called maturity) performing in an empty indoor swimming pool. It sounds fantastic. Way better than a trombone played anywhere else, which can typically be described as fart-like. This almost sounds angelic. Like my voice, if all

This is a very clever video from Jessa of Hyperbolium of a MIDI player performing a piano medley of each US state’s shape as roughly drawn in a visual MIDI player. All the states sound so good you almost forget they’re nine-tenths filled with people you can’t stand. Just for

Music: like a microwave or successful relationship, I don’t understand how it works. Obviously, when God was handing out musical understanding and skill I must have snuck back into the penis line wearing an eye patch. This is a video of Neil Diamond’s 1969 classic ‘Sweet Caroline’ in a minor

This is a video of the Village People’s iconic alphabet shape learning song ‘YMCA’ as edited by Youtuber Oleg Berg in a minor key. It hits different than the original. Is that what the kids are saying these days? See, I’m hip. How do you do, fellow kids? Seriously though,

This is a video of musician Charles Berthoud (previously) playing an electric bass with its strings replaced with a cello’s. The result is beautiful, it almost sounds like a harp. Speaking of — have I told you I pay a woman dressed as an ancient Greek to play a large