This is a short video of a marten (a small carnivorous mammal in the weasel family) who’s made quite the mess in a Germany grocery store while looking for an exit. Or, who knows, maybe he just came in to break a bunch of shit and run out but forgot he didn’t come in through the SÄFTE (JUICES) sign on the wall. I feel you, little marten. I remember one time in middle school I was so excited to egg a house on Halloween I must have already chucked a baker’s dozen before I realized it was my own house and I was still in the kitchen. I tried blaming it on my little sister but she wasn’t even crawling yet. You always take her side!

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